I've blown a few things in my day
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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