Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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