dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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