You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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