Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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