Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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