make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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