So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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