Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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