come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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