Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just pee around me
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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