Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
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