talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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