Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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