Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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