I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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