i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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