Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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