So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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