I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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