Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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