How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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