is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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