you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
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I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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