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I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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