This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you win again, gameday.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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