I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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