Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Randomize
