i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Actions speak louder than pants.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Randomize
