I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
