do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
