So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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