You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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