no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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