Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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