i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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