ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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