she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
