Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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