Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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