You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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