hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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