I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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