Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Randomize
