As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
