I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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