i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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