So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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