Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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