Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I love having hate sex.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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