Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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