We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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