So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together