why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
19 Teachers Share the Funniest Items Brought to “Show and Tell”
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
23 Concerns People Have When They’re About To Have Sex With Someone New
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby