This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory