Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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