she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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