She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
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