My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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