But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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