Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
The ass gains better be worth it
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